Drunken Slap Wars

👋 Play **Drunken Slap Wars** free online - the ultimate **timing-based slap battler** with absurd physics! Face 15 increasingly intoxicated opponents, each with unique slap styles like the Windmill or Spinning Backhand. This **HTML5 party game** challenges you to stop a speeding power meter in the 'Perfect Zone' for maximum damage. The advanced physics engine simulates hilarious facial deformation and teeth-flying knockouts. Perfect for **multiplayer gaming sessions**, it supports 2-player local mode with customizable rules (slap count, health, arena hazards). Unlock 10+ slap effects including fiery fists and electric shocks. Did you know? Rapid consecutive perfect slaps trigger a 'Combo Rush'! The career mode spans 5 slap leagues from Amateur to Legendary. Regular updates add new slappers like the Sumo Slapper and holiday-themed arenas. No downloads needed - just pure **browser-based slap comedy** that's easy to learn but hard to master.